Monday, October 26, 2009

The Smarter Sex

Maaf..Ini bukan citer 18SX..maaf kerana carian anda salah..sila keluar jika kecewa..hahaha..kalo anda tidak berfikiran songsang, teruskan pembacaan...



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A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it's a bad one.

Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt. After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man, that's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days."

The man replied, "I agree with you completely."

"This must be a sign from God!" The woman continued, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is
completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune."

Then she hands the bottle to the man, The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle
and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cork back in and hands it back to the man. The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"

The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police."


Moral of the story : Don't drink and drive..hahahahaha..


aku bz bz bz hari ni..x sempat nak update blog..doakan aku selamat present sistem yang tak berapa nak siap hari ni..hahahaha


dan hari ni tengok nuffnang, ada buffered earning..hiks..Alhamdulillah..rezeki langit zulkaedah gitewh...entah bape lama dier nak berlegar2 kat side bar tu..lama laa sket yer :)

2 Comments:

  1. all the best! kmsalam kat org audit. ckp, kitorg wat keja tau..so jgn bagi dorg audit kita..haha

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  2. wokeh2 sila present ngan gigih!!

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